Why Are People On The Internet So F'ing Weird?

Why Are People On The Internet So F’ing Weird
And Why Am I So Irritable?

I just received an instant message from a user name I did not recognize. I hesitated to respond because something told me it was probably a loon. Going against my better judgment I answered the IM. Someone, I have no idea if they were male or female, kept asking me if I were Nepali??? What the hell does that mean. Am I from Nepal??The messages were very cryptic, which is a nice way of saying the writer did not have command of the English language.

Why does this make me so pissy? Well first of all, I think my doc needs to up the dosage on my meds. Secondly this is not my first encounter with people e-mailing me or IM’ing me under the guise they are looking for an international penpal when what they are really looking for is some kind of e-mail/IM/internet sex show. Listen jackasses, if that’s what you want you better deposit 75 bucks in my paypal account, because my lip service does not come for free. Besides, isn’t there plenty of free porn on the internet already?

WHY PEOPLE? WHY?

P.S.- This picture is courtesy of hussy me, who is patiently awaiting your hot sultry e-mails.